THE 12 DAYS OF COMMODORE CHRISTMAS by Robert Bernardo On the first day of Christmas I bought my Commodore A cartridge that speeds up disk drives. On the second day of Christmas I bought my Commodore Two ram expanders And a cartridge that speeds up disk drives. On the third day of Christmas I bought my Commodore Three Wheels upgrades, Two ram expanders, And a cartridge that speeds up disk drives. On the fourth day of Christmas I bought my Commodore Four megs of mem'ry, Three Wheels upgrades, Two ram expanders, And a cartridge that speeds up disk drives. On the fifth day of Christmas I bought my Commodore Five SCPU's, Four megs of mem'ry, Three Wheels upgrades, Two ram expanders, And a cartridge that speeds up disk drives. On the sixth day of Christmas I bought my Commodore Six FD disk drives, Five SCPU's, Four megs of mem'ry, Three Wheels upgrades, Two ram expanders, And a cartridge that speeds up disk drives. On the seventh day of Christmas I bought my Commodore Seven speedy modems, Six FD disk drives, Five SCPU's, Four megs of mem'ry, Three Wheels upgrades, Two ram expanders, And a cartridge that speeds up disk drives. On the eighth day of Christmas I bought my Commodore Eight 1 gig hard drives, Seven speedy modems, Six FD disk drives, Five SCPU's, Four megs of mem'ry, Three Wheels upgrades, Two ram expanders, And a cartridge that speeds up disk drives. On the ninth day of Christmas I bought my Commodore Nine Loadstar diskettes, Eight 1 gig hard drives, Seven speedy modems, Six FD disk drives, Five SCPU's, Four megs of mem'ry, Three Wheels upgrades, Two ram expanders, And a cartridge that speeds up disk drives. On the tenth day of Christmas I bought my Commodore Ten sturdy joysticks, Nine Loadstar diskettes, Eight 1 gig hard drives, Seven speedy modems, Six FD disk drives, Five SCPU's, Four megs of mem'ry, Three Wheels upgrades, Two ram expanders, And a cartridge that speeds up disk drives. On the eleventh day of Christmas I bought my Commodore Eleven RamLinks running, Ten sturdy joysticks, Nine Loadstar diskettes, Eight 1 gig hard drives, Seven speedy modems, Six FD disk drives, Five SCPU's, Four megs of mem'ry, Three Wheels upgrades, Two ram expanders, And a cartridge that speeds up disk drives. On the twelfth day of Christmas I bought my Commodore Twelve games of action, Eleven RamLinks running, Ten sturdy joysticks, Nine Loadstar diskettes, Eight 1 gig hard drives, Seven speedy modems, Six FD disk drives, Five SCPU's, Four megs of mem'ry, Three Wheels upgrades, Two ram expanders, And a cartridge that speeds up disk drives.